All checked in at NYU Langone Hassenfeld! This kid is cool as a cucumber tonight!
Cucumber?? Ew. NO CUCUMBERS.
Let’s get that straight. There are five foods Aidan actually can’t wait to get back to—and spoiler alert: cucumbers didn’t make the cut (they never stood a chance).
So, in honor of what we hope is the big day tomorrow, here’s the official countdown of Aidan’s top favorite foods we’re dreaming of serving up again soon:
1. French Fries
Golden. Salty. Glorious. The king of the food court and Aidan’s undisputed #1. Curly, waffle, crinkle—he doesn’t discriminate.
2. Doritos
That mysterious orange dust? It’s basically magic. If hospital gowns came in Cool Ranch, he’d already be healed.
3. Plain Toast
Don’t come at him with butter or jam. Just give him a dry slice of toast and watch happiness unfold.
4. Cheese
Cheddar? Mozzarella? String? Doesn’t matter. Cheese = comfort. And also, calcium. So technically, he’s being responsible.
5. Pretzels
Twisted perfection. Aidan-level snack discipline: bite the arms off first, then the knot. Every time.
Honorable Mention: Ruby Red Raspberry Yogurt
It’s pink. It’s tangy. It’s oddly specific. And it’s on standby the minute he’s ready.
We love you, Aidan. And your snack opinions. Can’t wait to celebrate recovery one French fry at a time. 💛🍟
#TeamAidan #HospitalStaySwag #NoCucumbersAllowed
